10. He/She were miscast in the film = He/She were pretty crap in that film!
9. Strictly for fans of the genre = If you don't like this type of movie you'll be bored to death!
8. A missed opportunity! = a load of rubbish!
7. I preferred the original = the remake was terrible!
6. The book is better = the film is terrible!
5. I'll wait for it on DVD (or download) = it doesn't look great but if I'm bored I may watch it!
4. Huge Popcorn Blockbuster = film with great effects but without any great depth!
3. Suspends Belief = Park your brain at the door! Unrealistic rubbish!
2. The gags are hit and miss = you'll spend more time groaning at the bad jokes than laughing at the good ones!
1. A dark movie = maybe a bit weird and could give you the heebie jeebies!
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